端午節(jié)簡短祝福語_英語祝福語短信
發(fā)布時間:2018-09-18 來源: 日記大全 點擊:
1.Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
是每一朵花都能代表愛情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一種樹都能耐住干渴,但是白楊做到了;不是每一頭豬都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
2.This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯誤提示:未偵測到大腦!!!
3.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好……你今早醒來的時候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1)祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
4.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible,he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said,"Let me try world peace".
有一次上帝來到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。然后我請讓你變聰明。他說:“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
5.This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯誤提示:未偵測到大腦!!! 搞笑短信
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